My day just got better.
Getting drunk while watching Alfred Hitchcock movies? Can you THINK of anything more wonderful!?!?!?!
Olympic gymnasts must be made of elastic
There is just physically no way these people should bend and twist like that.
I have over 11,000 notes on that David Tennant...
What the hell Tumblr? I was feeling popular.
Holy crap, Jack Cork...
of the Great Britain football team, you are so beautiful.
Holy crap that David Tennant post has over 200 notes already. I did NOT think people would freak out for that.
That was not how I wanted this weekend to go
I’m more confused than ever. I just want to relive certain hours from this weekend over and over and forget the rest.
The Olympics start tomorrow…. I can hardly contain how excited I am. But really. It’s going to be awesome. And all British. And awesome. I have no doubt in my mind that I will be bawling me eyes out.
My alcohol tolerance has gone WAY down since...
Like I’m already drunk. This is bullshit.
MORIARTY WILL BE ON SEASON 3
letsgetinsanedude: MY EMOTIONS HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
The only way I could get a tattoo is if I wore outfits like this everyday. I feel like such a badass bitch. I wish I had the energy to actually dress myself in a manor I like everyday, but alas, I don’t.
About to play a Pretty Little Liars drinking game...
Because we have no friends. I feel like I am no longer a progressive intelligent woman. Ok, but was I ever? DRINKING TIME
I need friends. At least my roommates are in the same boat. Wahhhhhhhhhh
My dream right now is to just be smothered by a...
Nothing could make me happier right now.
You would never realize how much I'm actually on...
I'm watching the Bachelorette
What kind of person have a become?
What the fuck. It’s not that these people are virgins. It’s that they are awkward as fuck. Not the good kind, but the creepy kind.
Anonymous asked: You look fantastic right down to the "jazzy" earrings :-). You being such a pretty girl with pretty hair style, I hope you didn''t steal the show at the wedding. That would not be nice and you are a nice girl, right?
Note to everyone
If you need a conversation starter. Just lay out a bunch of Cosmos before people arrive at your apartment. I learned more about my coworkers and roommate last night than I ever cared too. It was fun but it got weird, fast.
Someone talk to me
Please. Pretty Please.
The thing I love about the internet is I can be getting work done while still be sitting ass naked in my bed room eating pop tarts. Life is okay.
Maybe I’ll actually go outside tomorrow. It’s just so bright outside. I opened the front door once today and I felt like my eyes were melting. Seriously Mr. Sun. You are a sick bastard.
The last few days have been a shit show
Drunk me, drunk roommates, people crashing at my house. The apartment is filthy but everyone is just too exhausted to do anything about it.
Someone love me
Time to put on my big girl pants
Tomorrow my office is throwing an event. The two people that are organizing the event won’t be here so I stepped up to be in charge the day of. Everything is mostly done, now its my job to just make sure everything runs smoothly. I’m freaking out a little bit. This semester is my first semester as a senior chair in our little event planning organization. I guess that’s...
I went for a drive
It was like an hour long and I think my car hates me for accidentally ending up on a gravel road. Anyhow, I stumbled upon this old cemetery and walked around it a bit. Pretty much I was trying to get myself to feel any emotion because lately I’ve been in a state of indifference. It didn’t work but I plan on going back. There are actually a lot of back roads I discovered today that I...